This is for Tiger Woods, Jude Law, Jesse James, Ashton Kutcher, Mel Gibson, Billy Bob, James Cameron, Brad Pitt, Hugh Grant, Arnie S., Kristen Stewart, Ethan Hawke, Jay-Z, Eddie Fisher, Bill Clinton, Frank S. (in memoriam) and all you other m*fers out there who have cheated on and totally blindsided your highly intelligent, extremely sophisticated and complex, gorgeous and talented and airbrushed wives and girlfriends/boyfriends…wtf? Pardon my French, but really?? #noway
You obviously have no idea what the hell we ‘mere mortal’ humans experience when we hear or read or glimpse at facebook to see what you have done, what fragile ego’d actress, singer, fierce gal you’ve decimated this time. What up? (Nor should you but hey, you’re a public figure and we are able to read, so deal with it!)
Okay, Mr. Pitt, so you did cheat on Jen A. even though Angelina had the decency not to bare all details until 3 long years later . Yes, I’m referring to the notorious and infamous 2008 vogue article where Angie blew it, thereby confirming the old ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith he was cheating on Jen on set’ rumour mill. So nice of her to be so blinded by true love to say these things on the record.
So, in retrospect, we should have expected this and by we, I’m including Angie. C’mon, guys, grow up and don’t commit if you can’t handle being married to a ferociously smart goddess.
And, way to go, Jesse James, for your impeccable timing on that one with Sandra Bullock. #oscarwinning #hollywoodhell